HAIL MARY WITH THE BROKEN FACE

HAIL MARY WITH THE BROKEN FACE

joe schmidt

22

Guitarist @ DISIGMA

Philadelphia

I'm a non-conformist, just like the rest of you

new poem/song for my boo

queefosuave:

baby girl is a fruit not a veggible

pussy edible bussin open innna summersault cause she flessible

oooh wweeee got the cooochie n the bootie

sheeint got kids sheeint got a ex boyfriend in jail

got a job like shit no bills inna mail

she my baby baby!!!! n she look like dis

so romantic

“Nice guys finish last” “Does that REALLY count as rape”This is as accurate as any scientific study could ever ever be holy shit I am dying over how perfect this is

“Nice guys finish last”

“Does that REALLY count as rape”

This is as accurate as any scientific study could ever ever be holy shit I am dying over how perfect this is

(Source: nicethingsforawfulpeople, via sergeantd)

*drives by fast in car, yelling:*
“booty smell good doe!”

you all take one quick look and move the fuck along

*drives by fast in car, yelling:*
“booty smell good doe!”

you all take one quick look and move the fuck along

darthdarkie:

Strip Club show, me and the boys in Beyond Dishonor rocking 80’s clothes.  I went with the FlashDance look.  Shit was cray

GET YOUR FACE BLOWN OFF

 @darthdarkie

GET YOUR FACE BLOWN OFF

@darthdarkie