I like how the dog just lays there lol
OH you like how the dog just lays there and doesn’t react? Is that why its funny?
Thanks bruh…
….that hadn’t occurred to me or the other 400,000 people, good looks.
(via illtradeyoumyshirt)
I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little.
(via sergeantd)
OG
(via blak-widow)
justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles
I wanna kiss that person on the mouth of their dick
(lol so many reasons this couldn’t have been a girl )
(via ozzyosborntodie)
- 6th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life
- 12th grade me: Bruh
@nickkroll: Thx @billburr @Chelsanity @jennyslate25 @RonFunches @johnlevenstein @AndyMilonakis @mariabamfoo #krollshowS2
(via comedycentral)
well thank god for all those lucky men
(Source: sexandanothercity, via crossyourts)
weeeeeeew new boners!Weeew new septum pretties!
