HAIL MARY WITH THE BROKEN FACE | super-eklectic1: ibowtonoman replied to your...

HAIL MARY WITH THE BROKEN FACE

Joe Schmidt

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Guitarist @ DISIGMA

Philadelphia

I'm a non-conformist, just like the rest of you

super-eklectic1:

ibowtonoman replied to your post: I’d be sexy as hell if i was a vampire…like uncontrollably sexy

too bad no vampire is sexy because the concept doesn’t exist. word though. Let me guess, you’re a self proclaimed great “zombie hunter” too?

you’re one of those people…so folks can’t fantasize and daydream?

Sorry i’m one of those people who is logical and generally sarcastic when jesting, (cause none of those exist on tumblr) who calls you out on your pathetic, self conscious methods of identifying with others as alone and immature as you. You are a coward who is not witty or original. Limit your coward tears to your bejeweled Edward Cullen diary and then maybe spend some more time finding more gifs that don’t make anyone intelligent or funny laugh. 

It’s tough to lose at the internet, but you are managing to suck pretty hard at it right now, defending eleventeen year old mythical creatures from someone you don’t know who is evidently of superior intelligence. Nice attempt at wit and humor though. Please credit with me to your physicians when explaining your inevitable future suicide attempts. If you happen to find the quote where i said you can’t daydream hook me up with that i’m all ears.

(Source: super1eklectic)

  1. immortal-sunlight-chaos-heart reblogged this from super1eklectic and added:
    ibowtonoman is a fucking asshole.
  2. pizzatreatza said: WTF all you were doing was fantasizing about something, how is someone offended by that.
  3. alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard reblogged this from super1eklectic and added:
    who the fuck is this sad sack of shit?
  4. ibowtonoman reblogged this from super1eklectic and added:
    Sorry i’m one of those people who is logical and generally sarcastic when jesting, (cause none of those exist on tumblr)...
  5. kanliforniadreams said: why people gotta come on tumblr and just ruin everything and ALL of the fun? get yo ass outta here. let us use our imaginations to create beautiful scenarios that bring us joy and happiness. shame on you all.
  6. super1eklectic posted this